Translating jesus [My De-Conversion]


One day for some unknown reason I just started to TRANSLATE what was being said. The church leader needed to make up the numbers and was in full force selling jesus. As I listened it just  started to get more and more absurd. This is my “Translation” of a conversation made to a new ambitious young recruit that changed my life forever.

CHURCHMAN: Hi, I would like to tell you about jesus,


CM: Well, jesus is amazing, he is 2000 years old. jesus did all sorts of unbelievable feats and he’s going to return very soon on a white horse!

YR; Wow, thats incredible, he sounds like an amazing man.

CM; No, he’s not a man, he’s god. He is the one true god but he is also his son and so they created the trinity to make it all clear. We have god the father, the holy ghost and his son jesus who is himself but not himself but who is his dad but not at the level of god his dad who is the one true god who is not polytheistic but singular and all encompassing in all aspects who is the Jewish polytheistic god of war.

YR; Wow, yes, that really makes sense,

CM; Certainly it does, and in order to save mankind he created his mother Mary and then impregnated her without sex and gave birth to himself!

YR; Mind blowing stuff!

CM; And guess what,

YR; What?

CM; It wan’t incest. No siree, It was simply miraculous, thats all, a miracle of jesus and his dad god who isn’t the holy spirit but employed the seed of the holy spirit for his son who planned it but who wasn’t born at the time.

YR;  That”s truly miraculous!

CM; Yes, you’ve got to hand it to jesus brother!

YR; Amen, there! So jesus really cares for us?

CM; Oh, yes, jesus is so loving and he really wanted to help the people and to show that love so he made a big fire that’s eternal. And in order to love his neighbour as himself and turn the other cheek he’s going to throw all those that won’t listen to him in it to burn forever!

YR; Wow, he must be a really loving guy,

CM; Remember, he’s the alpha and omega, he is all that is, that was, that could be, but not all that won’t be, or isn’t or might be or might not be. He is the word, the logos, the omega the beginning, the end and some parts in the middle too.

YR; Yeah, jesus sounds really cool,

CM; jesus is super cool, but, jesus doesn’t approve of sex though. He was a virgin all his life.

YR; But wasn’t he lonely?

CM; Never! He had an underage boyfriend his beloved disciple called john. But guess what,

YR: What?

CM; He wasn’t gay or a phaedophile!

YR; Wow. This jesus must be extraordinary.

CM: Yeah, nothing is impossible to jesus.

YR; Tell me more

CM:  jesus died to save the mankind and overcome the world that he didn’t need to overcome as he is not in the world and was non existent at the time of his dad’s creation, although he created it himself.

YR; Awesome! This is all so mysterious.

CM; Praise the lord yes. Even god is sometimes mystified by his moves from his mysterious ways.

YR; Tell me more about jesus.

CM; Well, his trusted friend judas sold him out. But, judas paid the price in the end by hanging himself as he didn’t because he fell over a cliff.

YR; How do you know this?

CM; God left us a book called the bible, It is the inerrant word and every word is  the perfect word of  god. Not a single word can be changed. We use the King James version as it is the best translation from Hebrew into Aramaic into greek into French into English.

YR; Yeah, the evidence is all there I suppose?

CM; Oh, definitely. Anyway, to cut a long story short, jesus then came back from the dead. And had saved the world. And now the only way back to god his dad who is him but not him is through jesus.

YR. Wow, you have overwhelming evidence there I think.

CM; The evidence is all there in the bible providing you don’t read it.

YR; But why did jesus need to save mankind in the first place?

CM; Well, his dad created the world with a perfect plan that cannot be changed by giving man free will. Man then disobeyed god by using his free will that was written in the plan that god created so that man would disobey god and hence god could then destroy man and then redeem him. Actually it was women who made man fall by listening to a talking snake. So the blame is really on women.

YR; I see, yes that makes perfect sense, But I like women and I love my mum,

CM; Yeah, it’s just that in this religion we have nothing against women, but, it is just that we see them as secondary or even less and many of us are insecure misogynistic, bigoted, ignorant, male chauvinist pigs. But, remember that jesus loved women so much that he let them bend down on their knees and wash his feet.

YR; Praise to jesus, he is just so awesome! What happened next?

CM; god wiped out the human race in a flood that he copied and pasted from Gilgamesh. But that wasn’t enough so he later got King Herod to kill all the new born babies who couldn’t understand or fight back to have their throats cut and be murdered so that his son jesus could be born. Of course this was an act of love and not cowardice.

YR; Wow, this god truly is love,

CM; Yes, god is only love and jesus is so loving and that’s why jesus preached peace and came to bring sword and divide father from son and mother from daughter.

YR; And what happens to mankind when jesus comes out of the clouds on his white horse?

CM; Well,  jesus will take all those that love him back to his dad’s place called heaven, and then let everyone else on the planet die in a horrible, brutal, bloody, terrifying cesspit!

YR; Nobody is a loving as jesus!


Well there it is. I just couldn’t help but TRANSLATE what was actually being said!. I thought to myself, why I am I thinking and hearing it all like this, this hasn’t happened before. In desperation I consulted the bible, but it got worse and worse and it all kept falling apart layer after layer. god was silent or out to lunch and jesus had just become a new testament contradictory joke!

Difficult as it was there was simply no going back.. But what bothered me the most was this. Do the people who sell this stuff and who have read and studied the bible, the birth narratives, the crucifixion accounts really believe this stuff? I mean, they have spent years analysing and justifying the contractions and nonsensical non-sense that is the bible. The trinity, the jesus accounts, the contradictions, the history. I mean jesus isn’t even mentioned in history,[ only twice by Josephesus]. Surely there would be volumes written about him!

Anyway, that’s my deconversion. Simple, just TRANSLATE what is actually being said and then read the bible et al and it will all dissolve. It is all a very childish, immature infantile and silly affair, that is a mockery unto itself.


Anne R Keye 2014







God says “I create EVIL!” What?


Well here it is dear reader and it is not pleasant reading I can tell you, but if you can walk the walk and have the courage of your convictions then read on,

God says in Isaiah 45:7

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
—Isaiah 45:7

Now let us read that again, “I make peace AND CREATE EVIL, I THE LORD do all these things” Hmm, so god or yaweh or whoever you wish to pass the buck on is the creator of evil.

Remember Isiah 45.7 dear christian reader because this will solve all of your problems about the unjustness of the world. Your silent partner is responsible for it all. But do the unfortunate people and situations they encounter deserve it. Do you deserve a terrible life and death. Do you deserve to be punished? Do you deserve to be stoned or burnt at the stake? [They burnt women and men at the stake you know].

Do you know this Christian Wives and Husbands:

” A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed” (Deuteronomy 22:13-21)

(Deuteronomy 22:13-21) Yep, you must take your beloved wife out to the elders and have her stoned to death! I don’t know about you but I find this appalling [please excuse the pun]

Many have been taught that jesus makes all of this irrelevant. But, No he certainly does NOT! Thats why I encourage you to read your bible from beginning to end as yahweh wishes you to do. You will not know the story and it’s principles otherwise will you. jesus can’t help you on this one and neither can I. Only you can help yourself on this dear reader.You make the choice dear friend as it firmly rests in your hands and your hands only. Nobody else can think for you on this. And your actions will determine this truth.

Remember, the church goes through jesus to get to GOD! And when you get to God he will act accordingly to his laws, justified or not! So those that try to backslide from a justified stoning by joining a church via jesus will still have to meet up with GOD and he will NOT forgive.You see there is no getting out of it. 

You through jesus to get to GOD. But, it is still GODS law and not jesus’s. jesus would only get you to God who in turn will punish you severely and brutally for your breaking of his law and code.

I hope this helps you to get a better perspective on the madness that is the christian religion. THERE IS NOT ANY SALVATION FOR ANYONE once they get past jesus because GOD has stated what he wants and it is a complete contradiction and hence nobody can live up to it or by it! Not even him.

I wish you all the best and love always.

Anne R Keye 2014


Hell for christians!


There is a big problem here.

First of all. EVERY religion is going to hell according to every other religion and denomination.

Yep. When your church says that only you are going to be saved remember the church up the road will say that yours is damned to hell and only their church is going to be saved and on and on.

Okay, you say your god is the key to salvation but to a Muslim he is not! And, dear reader you and all your family and children are going to burn in hell in that instant. Not my thoughts, but you can see how this quickly rebounds.


If you wish hell on your neighbour then they will wish hell on you. Read and comprehend these words because they will unravel the whole affair rather easily.

If there was a hell then we would all be going. I mean all of us! According to each denomination only they are being saved! Do the 7th day adventists really believe that the RC Church [ who incidentally invented the religion and compiled the bible] are a better church than they? Does a protestant believe that a Buddhist will be saved? Does a Muslim believe that an anti Islamist christian will be saved? Does a Muslim  believe that you dear reader will be saved by placing your trust in jesus [which would be blasphemy might I add] and not Allah and Mohammed?

So, I say truthfully, who are you to be saved in this crazy maze? Who are you dear reader? Another statistic in the pencil box. And you answer, “But hey it’s different for me because I really do have the one true church and the one and only true god, It is those others up the road who are wrong.” Well my friend that is called ignorance and delusion. It makes you just like the rest. You are then a product a complete mirror of what you see and say and are told. Yep, absolutely, completely no different. Yes, I know it’s a difficult burden to bear, but such is reality. We all have to grow up at some point and put such childish opinions and infantile beliefs aside.


I wish you well my dear christian friends and readers. Because you will need it in this circling loop of immature folly.

Love to you all

Anna R Keye 2014






Do you really believe? [Part 1]


Do you really believe dear christian reader?

Do you live by your commandments?

Well, to be blunt, I don’t think you do.

How many of you have read the bible from beginning to end? If the answer is no, then you have some serious thinking to do. Why haven’t you read it? Why? There has to be a reason. Moses commanded Sloth as unacceptable via Yahew didn’t he? Yet here you are dear reader in slothful ignorance of your own belief. I mean what is your belief if you haven’t read the bible in order to know what your belief actually is?

I don’t mean to be unfriendly or wretched to you, but you must contemplate and ask yourselves why this is. Are you not a child of Yaweh. Then why reject his book and place your own selfish activities on his time?

Read your bible dear christian for all you are worth. Read it from cover to cover. Question, Ask. Contemplate. Read about Lot and his daughters. Read about Pharaoh. Read the Birth narratives. Educate yourselves on your own dear subject.


Well, Yaweh will be very angry and every atheist you meet will make you look like an uneducated monkey! Yep, they will spin your words and turn them and make you appear as folly of the lowest order! You will not be turning the other cheek for a while I can assure you.

Do you want that dear christian? I don’t think so. So make the effort and take the time out for Yaweh and your own well being and read the bible from cover to cover and justify it and yourself and your actions. This will really help you and make you much happier.

Love to you all

Anna R Keye 2014

The Christian Predicament


I think this sums it up for every person who considers themselves to be christian,

“As I sat upon the stair I saw a man who WAS’NT there”

This is difficult. I suggest any serious christian to read Peter Boghossian’s book. It will really help you with this predicament. You will learn about critical thinking and moral reasoning. I think that you will be amazed and much happier.

Now, I will repeat the christian predicament dear reader,

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away
When I came home last night at three
The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn’t see him there at all!
Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!
Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door
Last night I saw upon the stair
A little man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away!

Love to you all.

Ane R Keye 2014.



Pascal’s wager and now your go?


Do you have the courage dear christian reader? I hear you talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?

Well let us see.

If want credence then you must give it too.

Okay, here is an example of how it works.

Example 1. “If you don’t believe in Allah and you continue to follow jesus as God [and that is some serious blasphemy] then Allah will send you straight to hell. Yep, he will be extremely angry with you. Mohammed and the Koran are the only way for your salvation. So, why not just believe just in case? What have you got to lose? What if you are wrong and Allah is the true God and Allah is angry with you? What have you got to lose by reading the Holy Koran? What are you scared of? Where is your faith”?

Seriously, this is how Pascals wager works.

I could have employed, Buddah, Krishna and all the other myriad of gods. It’s really easy.

So what if your are wrong dear christian, what if you are very, very wrong? Then a burning fire of oblivion awaits you gracefully.

Thanks for reading. Love to you all.

Anne R Keye 2014


A new gay jesus?


Why does this anger some of you christians and not others?

Is it because it may be a representation of your own fear of your own “Hidden” sexuality and desires?

Is the macho christian guy that can’t turn the other cheek and displays a “Frothing at the mouth anger” really directing it at himself for fear of exposure? After all he loves jesus doesn’t he? There is something very suspicious arising there methinks.

It seems to be the case that those christians that actually make an effort to live by christ’s teachings are not bothered by such simple ideas. But, those that talk the talk but are too weak to walk the walk just capitulate into anger, violence and personal embarrassment. They feel it is directed at them personally. BUT WHY?

Perhaps it is because they are not so straight but slightly bendy and getting the camel through the eye of the needle is not really up their end of the street at all. One only has to look at the sex scandals in the RC Church and the even worse Evangelical churches to see the mess denial leaves. Rape, in many cases is hommosexual. But why? Aren’t these good macho christian men. No, theses are weak, manipulative, spineless malicious cowards hiding behind their church and using their religion for free vice.

A new gay jesus might be just the ticket. Remove denial and these men may not attack. They can love jesus properly.

Okay, dear reader, now lets have a look at a few nuggets of info with which you may wish to sink your pious teeth into:

“Mark 14:51-52 describes how one of Jesus’ followers was scantily dressed when the religious police arrived. The King James Version says he had a linen cloth cast on his naked body. The New International Version says that he was “wearing nothing but a linen garment.” When the police tried to seize him, they were able to grab only his cloth; the man ran away naked.
To quote Reverend Peter Murphy : “We don’t know from the sources what really was going on, but we do know that something was very peculiar between Jesus and young men.“.

In Mark 7:14-16 Jesus clearly demonstrates and approves of homosexual relationships. “There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him…

Secret Gospel of Mark chapter 10 (between verses 34 and 35 in the standard version of the Bible) includes the passage:

“And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God”. Yeah, right I bet he did!

JOHN 21.20
Jesus and the Beloved Apostle;
“Peter, turning around, saw the disciple whom Jesus loved following them; the one who also had leaned back on His bosom at the supper.”

You may need to be a “Greek” historian in order to comprehend this . A quick browse through Greek history may help you here.

And here’s one they definitely wanted to hide. That’s the Council of Nicea that is. These are the men who decided what writings would enter the bible and what writings would definitely not. Yep, sorry to be honest but this committee of men compiled the bible and not yaweh.

Gospel of Thomas

Jesus said, “When you strip without being ashamed, and you take your clothes and put them under your feet like little children and trample them, then [you] will see the son of the living one and you will not be afraid.”

Thankyou for reading and love to you all.

Anne R Keye 2014